Action/Adventure
Animation
Classic
Comedy
Documentary
Drama
DVD
Fantasy
Horror
Romance
Sci-fi
Short Films
Suspense
Television
Thriller
 
 
 
Not a Member Yet,
Click here to Register
 
 
Which of the following best describes your current relationship with the cinema?
Love/hate - I love the movies but hate cineplexes, overpriced lobby treats and seat-kicking mutants
[tally: 44%] 44%
Last film I saw in an actual theatre was Tootsie and I was so tramautized I haven\'t gone back since.
[tally: 14%] 14%
It\'s right up there with life\'s essentials: breathing, eating, sleeping, drinking and masturbation.
[tally: 16%] 16%
Cinema, schminema. My life revolves around reality tv. I\'m an intellectual.
[tally: 12%] 12%
If I can\'t watch it sprawled on my couch, surrounded by Cheetos bags and beer cans, fuggedaboudit.
[tally: 13%] 13%

votes: 1362
 
Movie Site : Movie Reviews : Drama : Fast Sofa Page 1 of 1
 
Title: Fast Sofa
Rating:
Full StarFull StarFull StarFull StarFull StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty Star
Genre: Drama
Release Date: , 2001
MPAA Rating: R
Runtime: 109 minutes
Director: Salomé Breziner
Writer: Salomé Breziner and Peter Chase
Distributor: Studio Home Entertainment
 
Other Information:
 
 
Rogue's Review:

Don't come

So you're couchin' out one night at the ol' crib, semi-inebriated and seekin' some kick-ass passive entertainment of the televised variety and ya notice this film on your tv listings cable crawl, and so you check it out because it says Jake Busey, Crispin Glover, Jennifer Tilly and Eric Roberts are in it. How bad can THAT be, right?

Two hours later you're cross-eyed and tentatively aroused but more than that, thoroughly confused with what you've just witnessed. What stands out most in your mind is the kinked-out-to-the-nines bondage scenes, of course, with Eric Roberts sticking his gun in Jake Busey's mouth while Tilly (as his wife, a strangely un-sexy porn star) straddles him and Roberts warns him menacingly not to - ahem - enjoy it, shall we say - or he'll blow his brains out. Fun stuff, boys and girls. And then we have Crispin as a traumatized bird freak who accidentally killed a hawk when he was a child and he's still a virgin with an excellent vocabulary who invites himself along on Busey's deranged road trip to hell. It doesn't end too happily and it doesn't make much sense getting there, but, hey, the closing credits are dangerously creative, and Busey is still alive at the conclusion (at least I think he was), so all's well that ends well.

 
User Reviews:
 
 
Average User Review:
Empty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty StarEmpty Star
 
Breakdown of User Reviews:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
0%
 
Add rating and review for this movie:


Reviews and Related Content Copyright @ 2008, RoguesReviews.com - All Rights Reserved
Movie Titles and Poster Images are copyrighted by their respective owners and strictly used here for editorial purposes.

Powered by Built2Go PHP Movie Review v1.5.1 © Big Resources, Inc.